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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

...Dam.
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How do you make a tissue dance?

...You put a little boogie on it.
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What's Forrest Gump's password?

...1Forrest1
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

...A waist of time.
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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

...They are two tired
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How does a train eat?

...It goes chew, chew
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What do you call a singing Laptop?

...A Dell
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How many lips does a flower have?

...Tulips
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How do you organize an outer space party?

...You planet
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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

...Sneakers
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